The internet was a place created to connect a plethora of different peoples in a new and simple way. It was created to be a place to share knowledge, and to learn new skills, facts and information. And then society took it. And society killed it.
When googling cats, you often find scores of near brain melting capacity. Your eyeballs slowly begin to turn to mush as you view page after page of pictures of cats--your "aww!"s and "cuuuuute!"s never enough to satiate the nauseating cuteness of them. It's as though cats were created by the internet to make your head explode, make it so that you think about investing in a blood screen for your computer.
But what happens when you search "cat" on Youtube? This, my friends.
I often wonder why people do the things they do. Like this man, who translated a cat fight.
And finally, I end on a high note. This little gem.
Oh yeah, that song's going to be stuck in your head for the rest of the week. Don't worry, I hate me too.
Don't forget, the internet is like any magical place; there are often inappropriate things just at the corners of the imagination.
If you have any vomitous suggestions leave them in the comments!
Miles
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