Weekly Internet Vomit #4- Bring on the Shackles, I'm Your Prisoner

The internet was a place created to connect a plethora of different peoples in a new and simple way. It was created to be a place to share knowledge, and to learn new skills, facts and information. And then society took it. And society killed it.

This week in internet vomit I give you something I swore to never talk about ever again. It's a beast we all had to ride last November, and will all ride again in a horrible four months (pun... yes, I know it's there). It sparkles in the sunlight, and stalks you in your sleep. It is deathly pale, and horribly corny.

It's your own Twilight MANLLOW!


(via @maureenjohnson)

Yes, ladies and gentlemen it is now time for your very own life-size Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. That vampire hasn't messed tweens up enough, oh no he hasn't, because he's now here to replace ever desire a boy could ever give! Why hug a boy when you can hug your manllow? Why go out with friends when you can hold your very own werewolf all night long? Why kiss a boyfriend when you can make out with Edward Cullen forever (he's an immortal pillow)?

Worried that this could get a little risque with those hormonal teenagers? Don't. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are completely PG. They're only torsos.



Order yours today! Your manllow could be at your house in a week's time, and from then on out you'll never see the light of day again. Just like a real vampire!

Don't forget, the internet is like any magical place; there are often inappropriate things just at the corners of the imagination.