The internet was a place created to connect a plethora of different peoples in a new and simple way. It was created to be a place to share knowledge, and to learn new skills, facts and information. And then society took it. And society killed it.
Ever seen a bad movie? No, I mean like a really, terrible movie. The kind that is so freaking terrible that you can't seem to stand up and turn it off. One that just is so horrible that you find yourself actually beginning to like the bad acting and unrealistic fight scenes? Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't seen one yet, you're about to see several.
First up, we've got an indie film called "The Room." This movie has everything: horrible acting, horrible writing, horrible choreography, cinematography, lighting, green screen shots, and of course: the horrible inability to accept that it is a terrible film.
(via @coollike)
I enjoy the shallowness of the main character, the slurring of the words of the "protagonist," and the terrible fight scene. Oh, and the cliche plot.
Go explore some of the scenes on the side if you're bored. They're sure to make you laugh.
"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!" "I'm fed up with this world!"
Ah. Bad movies.
Next up we've got a "lighthearted, dramatic comedy" called "Of Theatre and Bikinis." Ok, so most of the time I don't like railing on the little guys (this video only has about 500 views) but you've gotta admit... you have no idea what is going on with this movie.
Why is she running around in a bikini? Why is she beating up a man in a ski mask? Why is she barking like a dog at the end? How is this good?
Next up we've got a movie that is in the same vein as Troll 2. A bad horror movie with odd plot line, terrible one-liners and even worse acting.
Kiss Me, I'm Irish.
I have no follow up to that.
And finally, we've got "The Young, The Gay and the Restless." Which, I'm warning you IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. *Seriously, it is an awkward trailer.*
My favorite part about this trailer is that it has to tell you it's sexual. No, because I couldn't figure that out from the first 10 seconds. Oh, and thank you for the warning that this is hetero-friendly. I was getting worried you didn't have ENOUGH plot lines to handle.
Oy, vey.
Don't forget, the internet is like any magical place; there are often inappropriate things just at the corners of the imagination.
If you've got any vomitous suggestions, leave them in the comments!
Miles
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