The internet was a place created to connect a plethora of different peoples in a new and simple way. It was created to be a place to share knowledge, and to learn new skills, facts and information. And then society took it. And society killed it.
So, it's that time of year again. The weather is warmer, the school year is winding to an end... and college students everywhere are scrambling to find last minute summer internships. But what happens when you can't find one of these internships? What happens when you sit lonely and broke all summer?
You turn into this guy. And create horrible (and sadly--catchy) music.
You dress up in pink tiger striped too-tight pants, you bang a drum, wear a pigs head, and pretend to be ghetto. Can you say cha-ching?
Nope. You can't. Because you're broke.
Don't be sad dude. Get this song stuck in your head instead.
I hate/love myself for getting this song stuck in your head. Tomorrow morning, you'll be eating breakfast and this will pop into your head, and you'll want to punch me in the face.
Good thing you don't know where I live.
I hope.
Don't forget, the internet is like any magical place; there are often inappropriate things just at the corners of the imagination.
If you've got any vomitous suggestions, leave them in the comments!
Miles
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